Enrique de Vidania in Moscow

[Glider]

Привет всем!
Сегодня получил на клубную почту такое сообщение от одного испанца:
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Hello,
My name is Enrique and I am from Spain, I own a Ducati Multistrada 1200. On May 27 I will be leaving Spain to travel around Europe (see attached map). I plan to arrive in Moscow on June 6th and spent three days there.
I'm a member of the Spains Ducati Owners club. I'm telling you this because I would like to meet you when I go to your city.
My email is evidaniar@gmail.com
Thanks and hope to hear from you.
Best Regards,
Enrique
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Предлагаю встретить и принять)))) не забываем, что он после этого ещё должен продолжить путешествие)

He can't understand or read in Russian, so let's write here only in English.

Карта его путешествия:
https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/7853/f51ys4.jpg

[willis]

Зря он думает, что сможет ехать по прямой!

[Ruchkin]

А в Грузии есть дороги?

[fanat]

Скажи ему пусть едет через Ростов-Краснодар-Архипо-Осиповку .

[MACARONE]

Guys, in english only please!!!!!

[Freelancer]

Grant him an account so that we can communicate here in real time

[Glider]

I already checked him in
Hope he'll appear soon and chat by himself

Русские комменты буду грохать) сорри

[Freelancer]

Seeing a more detailed route would be interesting.
Also, I might be in Georgia in early May (if Im lucky) and get an update on roads out there. According to some reports, not all of them are good enough for an MTS.

[Abo-jan]

Да нафиг он нам Сдался?!

Tell him Welcome!)

[MACARONE]

Abo-jan, ha ha ha

[Полярник]

otpravte ego vo vladivostok, cherez ekb

[retrosuperturbo]

Abo-jan, ha ha ha

По-испански это пишется ¡Ja ja ja!

[Straga]

Да нафиг он нам Сдался?!

Tell him Welcome!)
Google says: to add to the catch phrase

[Taxman]

Пока не поздно, пусть пармезана с собой прихватит!

Please Could you take a little bit Parmesan to Moscow. Thanks!

[JohnNik]

Пока не поздно, пусть пармезана с собой прихватит!

Please Could you take a little bit Parmesan to Moscow. Thanks!

+ 300 gramm for me ))

[rif]

About "parmezan" you can ask to me

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Enrique dont warry
Will be all good

[Ляксандр]

Hello. My name is Alexandr. I live in Moscow. Moscow is a capital of Russia...

Больше не помню

[Taxman]

Enrique don't afraid I will meet you with me bear, and we will be drinking a lot of vodka with me, you and my bear, which plays balalaika very well!

[Quique12]

Hello, Firstly thank for the welcome. Am sorry I do not speak rusian, I speak spanish and english.
I have a Ducati Multistrada 1200 (2010 year) I will go around Europe: Spain, France, Italy, Croatia, Bulgary, Turkish, Georgia and Rusian. My dreams is arrive Moscow with my Ducati. I Think that arrive to Moscow about 7 June and I want to I will stay about 3 days.
I am a member of the DOC Spain. I write you because if its possible I will like to meet with DOC Russian.

[Straga]

Quique12, hello! Come and smoke.
to pay 500 rubles for the Kiwi payment system and kazalukaka you explain everything

[rif]

Quique12, I wrote and send email to you.

[Taxman]

Quique12, hi . Welcome. If you want I can settle you in hotel for free. In city Korolev near Moscow ( 7 km) http://малинки-да.рф

[Ruchkin]

Quique12, what about WDW?

[Quique12]

I will not go to WDW, I have not more holidays. I come home to work about 20 Jun.

[rif]

Quique12, what about WDW?

I invite to travel together

[retrosuperturbo]

Hola Enrique!
Do you have Instagram account? We already know @docdce DOC Spain account, if you have one feel free to share! We'll watch you during your trip))

Also, you may want to visit Krasnodar, we've got a couple of really great and friendly DOC members there!

[Quique12]

Hola Enrique!
Do you have Instagram account? We already know @docdce DOC Spain account, if you have one feel free to share! We'll watch you during your trip))

Am sorry I have not Instagram. You have wathc my trip in my page (Facebook) https://www.facebook.com/quiqueontheroad/ or my Twitter: @Quique_vidania and too in the DOC Spain.

[Sasha26rus]

Quique12,Hello! If you're going to go to Georgia through Stavropol, Rostov , after this , I will be glad to meet, to feed and to hold on to a journey !!
I'll write just in case, contact the post office .


Валки Ростовские, если встретите его, не сильно там спаивайте !!))

[retrosuperturbo]

Am sorry I have not Instagram. You have wathc my trip in my page (Facebook) https://www.facebook.com/quiqueontheroad/ or my Twitter: @Quique_vidania and too in the DOC Spain.

Why don't you create one? :) Convenient for sharing images and communicating during the trip!
By the way, contact rif, he is in Spain now

[Quique12]

[QUOTE=Sasha26rus;269992]Quique12,Hello! If you're going to go to Georgia through Stavropol, Rostov , after this , I will be glad to meet, to feed and to hold on to a journey !!
I'll write just in case, contact the post office .


Валки

[Straga]

retrosuperturbo, Rif in Russia now but although soon return to Spain to make the company Enrique

[Quique12]

Why don't you create one? :) Convenient for sharing images and communicating during the trip!
By the way, contact rif, he is in Spain now

Am sorry but Facebook and Twitter I have enough. I am writting with Rif by email I know he stay in Spain now.

[rif]

I will in Spain tomorrow.
I'll bring with me )))

[Malav]

Блин, ну вы реально издеваетесь, мне в нашей сельской школе Английский Немка преподавала, можно по Русски???

[rif]

Блин, ну вы реально издеваетесь, мне в нашей сельской школе Английский Немка преподавала, можно по Русски???

No bro)))

[Malav]

Иностранец, ты на сборище завтра прилетаешь???

[rif]

Иностранец, ты на сборище завтра прилетаешь???

I will be in airport during 2 hours.
But i very want(((

[Malav]

Ты-же знаешь, я в жизни не матерюсь, но сейчас прям реально хочется...

[retrosuperturbo]

I will be in airport during 2 hours.
But i very want(((

Авот в прошлый раз пересадка перенеслась, может и завтра??)))

[Straga]

Malav,в дмд он будет два часа до следующего рейса, по времени созвонись с ним

[Malav]

Вот гад...

[rif]

Леша дружище я с дочкой.
Проипать рейс не могу.
Кстати она прошла собеседование в колледж Уэльса)))

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retrosuperturbo, см выше)))

[Malav]

Ты от куда и куда, когда пересадка и сколько по времени, вдруг получится заскочить кофе попить(хамон отобрать)?

[rif]

Ты от куда и куда, когда пересадка и сколько по времени, вдруг получится заскочить кофе попить(хамон отобрать)?

Из перми в аликанте
Прибытие 7:25 вылет 10:10

[Straga]

rif, в одно время прилетаем в дмд)))

[Malav]

Ну всё, не видать нам вас трезвых...

[Quique12]

Hello again. I will star my trip this thursday and I will arrive to Moscow the next 7 Jun and I will be 3 nights.
If you want we can arrange a meeting there?

[Chuck N.]

Quique12, hi!

where are you going to stay in Moscow?

[Quique12]

Quique12, hi!

where are you going to stay in Moscow?

In the Mini-Hotel Old Moscow. In Maroseyka Street

[Freelancer]

Good location, within walking distance from everything worth seeing

[Chuck N.]

Quique12, write here a post right before your arrival and a lot of locals would enjoy to show you some interesting places in Moscow on bikes.

[Freelancer]

Tell us if you need someone to guide you through the city to your hotel.

Also, keep in mind that traffic can be very heavy towards the center if you enter the city in the morning.

[aramir]

mejduradie it is a no criminality

[Ruchkin]

mejduradie it is a no criminality

MGIMO study?

[aramir]

MGIMO study?

balashikha second hand english

[Taxman]

Пармезан-то надеюсь не забыл?

[Quique12]

Quique12, write here a post right before your arrival and a lot of locals would enjoy to show you some interesting places in Moscow on bikes.

I would like photo in the red square with the bike (this is my dream) an after visit the tourist places.

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Tell us if you need someone to guide you through the city to your hotel.

Also, keep in mind that traffic can be very heavy towards the center if you enter the city in the morning.

I will arrive to the city about 20:00. I wil arrive through motroway M4

[Miha]

I would like photo in the red square with the bike (this is my dream) an after visit the tourist places.

Dude, I can't imagine how we can do it))) by the way nice idea)))))

[Chuck N.]

that's no problem. Text here when you will be in Moscow

[Quique12]

Dude, I can't imagine how we can do it))) by the way nice idea)))))



[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] for my is great. Its the same the tourist go to París wants visit Effiel Tower

[Miha]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] for my is great. Its the same the tourist go to París wants visit Effiel Tower

Yep but u can't take bike to Effiel Tower or to middle of Placa de Catalunya in Barcelona - policemens don't allow do it

[kazalukaka]

My name is Aleshia, I am from Krasodar, I need to worry you not to have deals with Aleksandr Suchkov (he looks like drunk detective without mustaches). It's serious man, be care of yourself and your baggage. Click cluck, yobta


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[Ляксандр]

yobta

Это слово не взял ни один переводчик....о чем он????)]))))

[terem]

Yep but u can't take bike to Effiel Tower or to middle of Placa de Catalunya in Barcelona - policemens don't allow do it

If you'll be walking with a bike and not riding it, I think it won't be a problem.

[Gr.Ducu]

If you'll be walking with a bike and not riding it, I think it won't be a problem.

Walking with bike, fucking yehhh)))
Situation in Russia, when cop's want to stop you near the crosswalk, you should stop before, take a bike and cross the road to other side, through the crosswalk, get on the bike and ride to other way!))

[RUB's]

Oschuschayu sebya izgoem, v etom chyatike.

[Gr.Ducu]

Oschuschayu sebya izgoem, v etom chyatike.

С таким количеством виз, ты видимо шутишь над нами?))

[Rocknrolla!]

Oschuschayu sebya izgoem, v etom chyatike.

dinamo: zdes' trudno bez yazika
fracer:а в Америке плохие дороги?
dinamo: pri chem zdes' dorogi?
fracer: а при чем здесь уазик?

[retrosuperturbo]

Situation in Russia, when cop's want to stop you near the crosswalk, you should stop before, take a bike and cross the road to other side, through the crosswalk, get on the bike and ride to other way!))

Casual scene in Barcelona, sans cops :D

[Wizard]

be care of your baggage.
It's true! Blya budu!

[sergeyskorab]

I think Enrique could not unserstand next: yobta, Blya budu! Сould you please, what does it mean, espesially yobta))
Please explain these expressions for him

[kazalukaka]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160525/e5dde3162851fa5d36600a02744cf08e.jpg

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[aramir]

единственная тема на сайте в которой говорят по делу http://www.doc-russia.ru/forum/images/smilies/troll.gif

[Freelancer]

http://i.imgur.com/3Jauxrw.jpg

[RUB's]

aramir, еще в сиськах, тоже

[Quique12]

I start the travel tomorrow. See you on Moscow.

[Miha]

I start the travel tomorrow. See you on Moscow.

Good luck! have fun!!

[Quique12]

Today I am in Pyatigorsk. In 2 days I will arrive to Moscow.


Quique on the road
@Quique_vidania

[Wizard]

Today I am in Pyatigorsk
say hello to Zhorik Vartanov

Посоны,я вообще забыл про Энрике. Ну,что он в пути.

[Quique12]

I am in Moscow [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122][emoji122] 7º Cold and rain.



Quique on the road
@Quique_vidania

[Freelancer]

Well done!
Fancy a beer? :)

[Quique12]

Well done!
Fancy a beer? :)



Tomorrow??


Quique on the road
@Quique_vidania

[Freelancer]

Tomorrow??

Best craft beer in town:
https://goo.gl/maps/Wwk6ZDron6z
Tomorrow at 8pm? ;)

[OrcaSha]

Это этот упырь такую xуевую погоду притащил - пизды туристу, бейте его ребя, ломайте член! :D

Качки фас!

[Ivan_Ducas]

Гугл ахуеет)))

[kazalukaka]

Ot nas toge vlomite, nedelu ljet kak iz vedra

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[Wizard]

Enrique, гоу эвэй ёджентли. Итс дэнджероус ту стэй хиа. Эвойд митинг виз гопникс фром Ducati Raki PODCLUB Russia.

[Quique12]

Best craft beer in town:
https://goo.gl/maps/Wwk6ZDron6z
Tomorrow at 8pm? ;)



Ok see you at 8pm.


Quique on the road
@Quique_vidania

[Vals]

Это этот упырь такую xуевую погоду притащил - пизды туристу, бейте его ребя, ломайте член! :D

Качки фас!

Блеать, ты раскрыл мне глаза, все встало но свои места: он же и в Пятигорске отметился :) здесь поливает неделю уже, два раза в день :) и ночью тоже

[chocotwiggs]

Freelancer, вы его в Турбоэру зовите!))) хоть логово дракона покажете ему) да, и народу соберётся побольше)

[Vals]

Freelancer, вы его в Турбоэру зовите!))) хоть логово дракона покажете ему) да, и народу соберётся побольше)

Как перевести на английский "Берегись трубы?"

[Beowulf]

"Beware of dyadka's stick!" :D

[Quique12]

I was waiting 30min
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160608/7190f920aa2ed68c517af47fa36a3696.jpg


Quique on the road
@Quique_vidania

[MACARONE]

Швырнули лимитчика маскалики - поделом (гугл сорян).

[kazalukaka]

Na kivi nebos poprosili zakinut. Ha ha krasivaja shema

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[Freelancer]

А меня на работе задержали на те же полчаса...
Разминулись минут на пять... жаль, не судьба((
Зато знатно наебенился в КрафтРепаблике. Нельзя же было уходить ни с чем, правда?))

My apologies Enrique, workdays are a bit unpredictable...(

[Taxman]

Молодцы! Здорово опракинули интуриста ))))))

Ибо, нехрен! Пармезана ведь не привёз!

[Rocknrolla!]

Реально не встретили интуриста?

[Wizard]

Rocknrolla!, а ты сомневался?

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Quique12, where are you? :troll:

[sergeyskorab]

и вообще нехорошо конечно, но чтобы не думал, что в сказку попал, можно )

Добавлено через 2 минуты
а что за дверь на фото, где это он 30 минут ошивался?
и нетерпеливый какой, что такое 30 минут в Москве, надо было ждать до упора.

[Wizard]

Надо тащить его сегодня на клубную пати,если в Москве ещё. Аtopizdezze канеш полный. Чувак столько прохватил,на позитиве весь,надеялся,тему даже запилил...
Теперь выложит входную дверь пивнушки в инсте своём,как единственное воспоминание о дусате клубе.

что такое 30 минут в Москве
так-то он с седьмого числа в Москве

[Palych]

I was waiting 30min

http://s019.radikal.ru/i614/1606/b6/1394bb6e14dd.jpg (http://radikal.ru/big/02c6bc0d2d764d8a9b0ef80d894d0fa3)

[Abo-jan]

Не хорошо получилось! И все почему??? Какое нафиг крафтовое пиво?! Only vodka!

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Quique12, I am sorry for this misunderstanding. I invite you today to present Russian booze!) If it is convenient for you, I can meet you at the car. If you can, call me please : +7(985)727-6777 Albert

[kazalukaka]

Shame on you, moscow alcoholics

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[Abo-jan]

Пару слов о пиве!

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